Pakistan is set to play India tomorrow for second Semi Final of World Cup 2011. Here’s a Pakistan vs. India Cricket SMS collection that Pakistani fans can share with their friends:
Dabanng
Afridi to Dhoni: Hum tumhari gendo pe itne chakke marenge ki confuse ho jaoge ke fielder ground ke andar kharay karein ya bahar!!
Everyone’s been chanting Kamran Akmal’s name since the match between Pakistan and New Zealand. Kamran Akmal SMS, funny messages have also been circulating on mobile phones across the country. Geo News also mentioned it in news:
Here’s a collection for sake of sharing:
Kamran Akmal SMS Messages
”Unlukiest dismissal in international cricket:
‘caught Akmal’
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If you are hanging from a cliff with one hand, would you throw your other hand to kamran if he offers to catch it and pull you up?
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Kuj mood nai c khedan da,
Kuj dard New Zealand anmol dita.
Kuj sarr gai qismat Afridi di,
Kuj ground vich Taylor rol dita.
Kuj New Zealand de bowler zalim san,
Kuj Taylor nu saday te ghusa v c.
Kuj onj v ballan okhian san
Kuj sanu haran da shoq v c
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Its time to drop Kamran Akmal, just so he knows how the ball feels.
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Pakistan’s next match is on 14th march with zimbabwe
Player profile:
Elton Chigumbura
Born: Mar 14,1986
Lo bhai…
Yeh match bhi Gaya. Akhir isko bhee tu birth day gift dena hay.
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Humein to Akmal ne loota, Taylor main kahan dum tha
The Maharajah of Missed Chances, the Don Corleone of Dropped Catches, the Earl of Err, the Pharaoh of Fumble, Lance Corporal Granite Hands himself, Kamran Akmal
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One Journalist asked Waqar Younis after the match: What’s the difference between Kamran Akmal and Michael Jackson? They both wear gloves for no reason.
Waqar replied: difference is … Michael Jackson is not alive.
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Brenton: “Kamran’s favourite movie: Catch Me If You Can”
hah! Good one, Brenton. And his favourite book? “The dropper in the rye”
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They say that on the day of judgment, our eyes, ears, tongue and hands will testify against us.
Kamran’s tongue: Isne mujhe gaalion ke liye or fisaad philane ke liye istamal kia (tongue: Used)
Kamran’s ears: Isne mujhe buri baatien sune ke liye istamal kia (ears: Used)
Kamran’s eyes: Isne mujhse har ghalt kaam dekha (eyes: Used)
Kamran’s hands: …….. (hands: Unwanted gift, Brand new – still in box)
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BREAKING NEWS:
Kamran Akmal was spotted carrying a cake to Ross Taylor’s room where the latter was holding a mini birthday celebration.
Unfortunately Kamran dropped the cake.
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In pin drop silence, guess who drops the pin? Kamran Akmal!
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Kamran Akmal is every robber’s dream, because he will never be able to
catch them.
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Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match?
Because he failed to catch the bus!
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind Ross Taylor, there is
Kamran Akmal.
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Why is Umar Akmal the best batsman in the Akmal family? Because he got the
most chance to bat in the back yard as Kamran Akmal kept dropping him.
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What do Kamran Akmal and a funnel have in common? Both let things through
easily.
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It’s Ross Taylor’s birthday! Shoaib Akhtar delivered the cake, Abdul Razzaq
the candles, and Kamran Akmal blew them.
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If Kamran Akmal was a South American footballer, his mistakes would have
cost him his life by now.
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Why do parents trust their daughters with Kamran Akmal? Because they know
he will always drop them home.
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If a movie were to be made starring Kamran Akmal, it title would be “The
one who dropped the ball”.
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Kamran Akmal will make a very good footballer because he will never be
required to use his hands to catch the ball.
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What is the one thing that Kamran Akmal is really good at? Clapping!
Because he’s always eager to put his hands together before the ball reaches
him.